February 2012
93 posts
“My mother’s eggs are boring,my dad’s eggs are the best.”
– Blondie (via idontgiveafudge)
Me: You're such a faggot.
Phashi: I'm your best friend, yeah? That's why.
Yumyum: (singing) Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Tinky-winky! Dipsy!
Yumyum and me: Lala! Po!
Blondie: PEPSI!
Phashi: ...and you know, when you were about to fall, the guy behind you was like, 'Hey!' He was gonna catch you!
Me: Was he sexy?
Phashi: Oh my god! Sooooo much!
Me: DAMN, I should have fallen!
Bachi: Lolly! *laughs her ass off and strangles me* You're such a bitch!
“She was my neighbour in my house.”
– Blondie (via idontgiveafudge)
Drama Queen
Me : Give me five :)
Sama : No!
Me : Come on, we're both wearing pink...see?
Sama : It's not the same * cries *
Me : I know. Mine is darker, but still its pink.
Sama : No!
Me : Fine! ( to my mom ) Mom..You give me five!
Me & Mom : *highfive*
Sama : *Cries terribly* No one loves me!
“What I do ?”
– Bachi (via lovegoingcrazy)
“My tears fall in my ears.”
– Bachi (via lovegoingcrazy)
“Almu: Suji, you’re so fat. Seriously, you should lose some weight!
Suji: No,...”
– Best Joke of the Day!! (via lovegoingcrazy)
“Me: Almu, tell me, what are they going to do to me.
Sumaiya: Why would she tell...”
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